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July 27, 2006
In todays paper I learned the following:
1. Lance Bass is gay --- like duh...
2. Brooke Astor lies in her own urine in her penthouse - she is 104 years old - like duh...
3. Some W.T swallowed a cell phone.
She claims she was too drunk to rememeber why she swallowed the phone. Her b/f claims it was because she was making calls to other men and he was jealous.
There is some evidence the b/f forced her to swallow it as punishment.
Ms. W.T eloquently claims: "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."
So the takeaway from this:
a). make sure you don't get so drunk you may possibly swallow a cell phone
b). If you do swallow a cell phone make sure you have a good reason and make sure you remember why.
c). Try not date anyone who may force you to swallow a piece electronic equiptment
WTF?!
What I did not hear in the news:
The fact that it is quite possible WW 3 is underway.
Lebannese civilians are getting the crap bombed out of them and the U.N itself has been attacked.
I don't see anyone doing a damn thing about it except trying to pin it on Iran which is what our administration wanted all along...and excuse to go into Iran.
Gay Lance Bass? Who the hell cares?
We have a war and visible sigs of global warming ....
Be afraid.....
Be very afraid....
And we are here again..
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Posted by aynne at July 27, 2006 01:12 PM