High Verbosity

I always get confused by E!
I am not sure if it is for real or not
I can't work out if someone is taking the piss and making fun of people and it is some huge exercise in satire
or,

the much more disturbing possibility, it is for real and someone actually lives/acts the way they do on E!

Also..I did not know who Ryan Seacrest was until tonight and now I understand why he is the butt of many jokes.

This was the line up on E!

The Girls in The House
A show about the three Playboy bunnies that live in Hugh Hefeners Playboy mansion in some bizarre and insipid menage a quatre.

These three girls are all blonde, large chested and painfully, excruciatingly shallow and stupid. Not even Anna Nicole Smith rivals the depth of horrifying ickiness of this trio.

The blonde's basically self aggrandized and preened their way organizing a photoshoot. There were several crying bouts.

I don't understand why women on TV cry so much on these "reality" shows.

I know plenty of women and we don't cry because our makeup looks funny or we are worried what our boss will think of naked picture of us.
Crying when sober is stupid.

Oh well..this is apparently the kind of women all men seem to love.

Dr 90210
started with a plastic looking woman crying inconsolably over the death of her chihuahua.
I understand why she was upset but when clips were shown the dog seemed disagreeable, angry, yippie and totally unlovable...just like the plastic woman.

The next scene involved a couple going to see a plastic surgeon for the following problems:
A Scrotum reduction -
Yes, a scrotum reduction.... the man had too long of scrotum.

Thankfully, they didn't show his scrotum , but it must be pretty darned messed up because I can't imagine who would care about such a thing.

Freak scrotum has a wife with a saggy labia who wanted a breast reduction.
I understand wanting a breast reduction.
the other thing is confusing and horrible to contemplate.

My brain hurts from E!